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ABS-CBN’s Showtime – May Nagtext Compilation ni Vice Ganda

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54 Responses to “Vice Ganda – May Nagtext Compilation”

  1. jen Says:

    san nakakabili ng flashlight ni vice ung ginaganit nia sa showtime?????

  2. jonessa Says:

    hi vice!!!
    do u know ba na.. idol kita im u no 1 fan!!!
    galing muh talaga!!!
    alam mu bang kaya kong tularin dace muh…
    at ung ibang jokes mo iniwriwrite ko sa notebook ko…
    kaya ko pa ngang i-drawing face uh!!
    love u vice..
    I hope ill see u!!!
    here in Ilocos Norte Region!!!
    nag-hahanap nga ng comidiante para next year na artist here eh!!1
    see u sooon

  3. nikko,,,agua Says:

    hi,,,,,,vice…idol kita,,chaort……gx2 ko lge sout,,,mo bgyan,,,mo amn ako ng script,,,na nkakatawa,,,,kc,,, k2lad mo rin,,,aketch,,,eh,,comedyante,,,rin,,,me hahahaha pero,,, dgaano…mhilig,,lang me mgpatawa,,,,,punta ka amn,,d2,,sa mindoro,,,,chaot,,batiin,,mo amn aketch,,,

  4. kate Says:

    book light? sa ocean park meh nakita ako

  5. kaye Says:

    hi , vice i your no.1 fan lalong lalo na kapag nakikita kita sa showtime !!!! ahahahaha

  6. kristine Says:

    eow vice uzta n po kau
    ang galing nio mag patawa s showtime ihope n mgiging succesful ang mga patawa u sna ndi msira ung career u mgiging skat nia

  7. clarita Says:

    sobra galing mung magptw,bukod kng pinagpala sa babae,bakla ka ituring,pero skin ikw ang gaMUT KO,d ko alm kung anung merun k at aliw n aliw ako.god bless u.

  8. joeg Says:

    eow poe..gling mo poe magpatwa..godbless poe/./

  9. blacksnow Says:

    hi vice……
    ganda ng mga jowkss mo huh…..
    pnma…..hayup……
    gusto ung mga show mo……
    nkkatuwa……
    sana mag kroon ka ng show….
    ksama c pooh….
    o kya c pokwang……..
    cute cute huh llo na ung nsa FEU ka……
    kk2wa……..>.<

  10. luis Says:

    ang ganda ng mga jokes mo vice kaka loka ka

  11. megan galgo Says:

    cute m0h talga vice sana bumalik ka na sa showtime kc miss ka na namin..love you vice,,

  12. Anonymous Says:

    vice muka kang kabayo

  13. jep Says:

    gling tlaga ni vice wlang
    .. k2lad

    wowwww??

    kw lng d bext

  14. archie Says:

    anu kapa kung kabayo si vice????

  15. jeian Says:

    vice ur # one star comedianne

  16. jeian Says:

    vice ur # one idol star comediane><
    lahat natatawa sau kapag nagjojoke kah!!!!
    jejejejejejejejejejejejejejejejejeje
    sana wala lang

  17. Dawn Park Says:

    viceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gannnnnnnnnndddddddaaaaaaaa…
    aanhin mo pa ang kagandahan ni christine reyes at marian rivera kung naglalaway na sila sa iyong kagandahan

  18. (^.~) ShArEn (^.~) Says:

    (^.~) Vice u’re the Best>>///
    proud n proud aque ,,>>. saU…<<<>///////
    snA<>?///

  19. anonymous Says:

    PETRANG KABAYO

  20. cutieness Says:

    kulit mu vice.

    mgapost pa sana ng mga jokes mo.

  21. tricia marie tolentinas Says:

    wooh!!! galing galing mo tlga vice …your my idol :)

  22. kim Says:

    hahahhah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grbe kaloka mga jokes ni vice dmi qng…twa,,muntk ng nd aq mkamove on xa mga jokes mu….idol…xna mkta kta in prxon

  23. jane lanuza Says:

    hi vice alam mo gustong gusto ko ang show time kso ang hina ng signal nyo dito smin nakakainis

  24. frances Says:

    hay naku grabe sobrang nakakatawa ang text ni vice ganda

  25. nedor09 Says:

    hi vice.. I lily lily like you…hope you have time to pay visit dito sa baguio…kahit sabay sa panagbenga…am a big fan..Go Vice for President..hehheheh

  26. Shahzkii Astig Says:

    all i can say is we are so PROUD of u VICE GANDA…u are my IDOL..and im ur avid FANS…just take care..and stay what u are..thats all..

  27. Anna Dominique Lateo Says:

    Hi Vice galing moh talaga.. lalu na nung birthday moh.. ung samples moh ang cute.. Sana magtagal pah ang showtime..

  28. joyce ann Says:

    hi vice…
    im so proud of you because your jokes are not cornie because i am enjoying of your jokes…..i like your samples every day ….thats all take care…
    pls greet the family FERNANDEZ……

  29. darlyn Says:

    vice …………………glng mu tlagahhhhhhhh…………………….idol q poh kau………………………………………xana 2loy 2loy pah mga projets mu……………………………………….luv u vice………………………………………………………………alam mu lgi q inaabangan mga sample mu sa showtime everyday.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;

  30. cute123 Says:

    vice…. galing mo… tlgahhhhh……. request ko lang sumayaw ka ng hip hoo kung pwede lang poh… hehehheheh….. idol

  31. ccute :):) Says:

    wuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. galing mo vice sana mag chant ka ulit… hehehhehe… keri keri ketch…. ahehheheh… idol kita….

  32. Fritz anne Says:

    mabenta vice mga jokes mo love it :) )

  33. Criscia Pioquinto Says:

    hi naku vice ganda nakakaluka ka…
    hehehehe:)

  34. marymae Says:

    panget ni vice no

  35. hi Says:

    hi

  36. red Says:

    galing mo vice…..
    your so intelligent….
    ang hirap kayang mag isip ng joke ng biglaan

    THUMBS UP to Vice Gande!!!!

  37. red Says:

    galing mo vice…..
    your so intelligent….
    ang hirap kayang mag isip ng joke ng biglaan

    THUMBS UP to Vice Gande!!!!

  38. Seera21 Says:

    The Best ka Vice Ganda. :)

  39. mark jay trocio Says:

    vice taga north po ako tuwing may pasok kami lumiliban po ako para maka pa nood lamang nang showtime sabi nang goro ko hoi trocio bakit absent ka kahapon, sabi ko mam na nood po ako nang showtime. sabi ni vice bonga nang kilay mo teeeeeeeee pang biguti pero ang biguti pang balahibo sa kilikili tapos ang bohok sa kilikili parang weg ni barbe. yon dahil sobrang idol talaga kita vice. vice pwedi sa sunday mo nalang basahin message ko kasi alam ko bukas sa showtime pagod ka sa concert mo ngayon sa aranita.sana ma basa mo message ko thank you vice YOUR MY IDOL LOLA VICE. ay tika binabati ko pala lahat nang taga arakan idol ka rin nila sabi nga nila maganda daw akong gumaya sayo. at may nag sabi pa ako daw next vice ganda pero papalitan ko pangalan ko bilang MAJEIA bey2x

  40. mark jay trocio Says:

    vice ma nonood po ako nang gandang gabi vice sa sunday sana ma basa mo massege ko thank you. at bukas ma nonood din ako nang showtime kung nan dyan ka sana. vice paki bati ulit ako ha! my name is MAJEIA or mark jay trocio.

  41. gemmalyn Says:

    ang galing mo ate vice magpatawa pero sna wag mo n ipagdasal n matanggal sa hurado c kuya ryan…:)

  42. rencel jean salcedo Says:

    hi vice ! no. ka talaga skin vice.. ingat ka sana lage .. mwauuuh. wla akong na mis na gandang gbi vice.. gnda ksi.. hehehehe.. love u vice

  43. jielyn itliong Says:

    hi vice..
    qrabE SaLudo tLAqA aqkU txa qaling muh..
    laqe ko pong inaABangAn ung mqA SamPLe muh sa SHowTime..
    tapux ung mqa joke niu sUPraNG NakAkatawa..
    kulang nLAng maqhANduSAy aqKu tXa sAHIq ii..
    hirap kayang maq isip ng mga un..
    pero kaw ang qaling- galing niu po..
    qanda din po nq” qanda qabi vice..

  44. johnmark Says:

    si vice nakakatowa hahahahahahh

  45. johnmark Says:

    vice turuan mo akong mag rap

  46. Jokes! Says:

    Ikaw na vice! I really really like your jokes. Refreshing yung atake mo sa comedy sana wag mo lang i overdo! :D

  47. LIAN Says:

    GALING MO TALAGA MAG PATAWA

  48. iampaulineleaño Says:

    ang ganda ng PRAYBEYT BENJAMIN .. hehehe
    share lang (—-

  49. pauline Says:

    ateh vice an ganda2 niu p0h lal0 na p0h yang kal0öbän niu alam niu p0h isa p0h kau sa hnahangaan qung ta0 kc p0h khet p0h may pr0blema p0h kau sa buhay naku2ha niu pa rin p0ng mgpatawa sa mga ta0 pr0ud p0h kme sa ini0 ng mga classm8 quh sa crist0bal s. C0nduct0 mem0rial nati0nal high sch0öl lal0 na p0h pag sa sh0wtime at sa gandang gvi vice alam niu p0h gx2ng gx2 quh p0ng mkapan0öd ng praybeyt benjamin kc alang m0ney ai p0ör kc kme alam m0h na uhmp sna p0h mkita quh kau sa pers0nal l0ve u p0h ate vice ganda or jose marie borja viceral hehehe 35 years of age jejeje

  50. pauline Says:

    uhmp an gnda ng gandang gvi vice sana f0rever ng ipalabas ang ggv khet may px0k pinipilit qung mgpakapuyat mpan00d lang kta ndi kta cnisi2 ha cnasbe quh lan na gx2ng gx2 qung mgtagal an sh0w m0h bec0z i l0ve it s0 much kgaya ng pagma2hal quh sau ate vice

  51. pauline Says:

    ate vice taga antip0l0 nga p0h pala kme pkibati aman p0h antip0lo laguna p0h ska p0h ung pinapasukan quh crist0bal s. C0nduct0 mem0rial nati0nal highsch0öl pti aquh na rin p0h pauline d0ming0

  52. marielsasing Says:

    sobrang nakakatawa ng mga jokes ni vice ganda nakakaloka talaga sobra …… super duper idol ko talaga c vice ganda … we love u vice mwuaaaahhhhh….????

  53. Anonymous Says:

    HI VICE SANA TULOY TULOY PA ANG CAREER MOH HAHAAH WISH YOU ALL THE BEST KILALA MO BA BETTY CALARA YUNG SA PARLOR..?

  54. ej Says:

    da best ang mga banat mo sis!!!!!

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