The Best Answers Pageant Questions and Answers
Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.
Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.
Host : What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
Host : What’s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure….
Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl : Uhmm… more. (Crowd booing… ) Sige, Sige. Less, less….
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl : Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)
The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, “Hi! I’m Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo…,” and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts, “CITYYYYYYYY!!!!”
(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl : Maging lalaki po!
Host : Who’s your favorite author?
Contestant : Danielle Steele
Host : Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant : Because, because…Danielle Steele, I like best.
Host : How would you like me to address you?
Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!
Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.
Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant : BRA!
Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can’t why, why can’t I!
Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.
(From gay beauty contest)
Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
(From gay contest)
Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading……ano nga po ulit yung question?
Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!
Host : What is your favorite motto?
Contestant : (After a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying “Time is gold! Time is gold!”)
Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!
Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?”
Contestant : That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
Host : So, you’re vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what’s that? KALABASH?
Host : What is your motto?
Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.
Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host : Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl : Hulk Hogan.
Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant : Uhmm… a bumble bee!
Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge…. 23 years old.
Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I’ll be 28.
Host : Describe your love one in three words.
Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host : OK, sige!
Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!
Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl : Power of Attorney!
Host : So you like reading, who’s your favorite author?
Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host : What works of Shakespeare?
Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host : But he’s your favorite.
Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I’m proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!
Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!
Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
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